Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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Anonymous: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.




I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

"my butthole tastes like pepsi cola" [x]

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Anonymous: I think you're such an underrated Youtuber. Your videos are seriously great. They're original and I can tell you put a lot of time into them and it shows. You rock, Fred! <3333

Oh my gawd! You have no idea how much that means to me. Like, seriously that ask makes all the effort I put into my videos worth it. :D

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dunkin’ donuts iced coffee

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"hiring entry level positions"






requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

And no benefits, part time only


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